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guys:
uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
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guys:
ew fat chicks
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guys:
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
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guys:
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
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guys:
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
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guys:
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
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guys:
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
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guys:
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
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guys:
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
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guys:
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
If you didn’t use to want Lizzie McGuire’s hair, you are a fucking liar.
(Source: ashagreyjoyed)
i hope we’re all excited for annual mock other national identities day!
ITS BACK OMFG
this is my favorite gif ever
(Source: shesbombb)
(Source: ssophilla)
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr:
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
